Last updated September 2026

Privacy

This is a satirical website. Here's what happens with your information.

Your location

If you allow location access, your coordinates are used only in your browser to calculate your distance from the President and the wind direction. They are never stored or sent to us. To look up wind, the site asks the free weather service Open-Meteo for conditions at the President's location, not yours.

Advertising and cookies

This site shows ads from Google AdSense. Google and its partners use cookies to serve ads based on your visits to this and other websites. You can turn off personalized ads at Google Ad Settings, and learn more at how Google uses information from sites that use its services.

Analytics

We use Google Analytics to count visits, calculations, results, and shares. It uses cookies and collects general information such as your approximate region, device type, and how you arrived. You can opt out with the Google Analytics opt-out add-on.

News and the President's whereabouts

A few times a day, our server looks up public news about the President's schedule and location. No visitor information is included in that lookup.